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Piano Hands

Natasha has another obsession – not one to rival her chinchilla obsession, but an obsession nonetheless. She has an obsession with piano players. This is explained away by the fact that she is, in fact, a pianist – and thus, it’s perfectly natural for her to be attracted to their hands.

Yes, you read that right. Their hands. This is how Natasha tried to explain it to Irvin.

When you are a pianist, and you watch a pianist play, you can understand the grace and beauty of their hands. You’re using your hands to control an instrument, to play it. It’s amazing what those hands can do. And when you’re watching a professional pianist play, all you can think is, “Why aren’t those hands in me?”

The gist of it is that Natasha wants to have sex with all the piano players of the world, and as she’s doing the nasty with them, she will scream, “OH, YES!!! PLAY ME LIKE A PIANO!!!”

Remember, insanity isn’t contagious…we think.

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